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Gogglebox: All the hilarious one-liners from the new Goggleboxers

The new Goggleboxers fit right in with plenty of hilarious moments.

We finally met the new Goggleboxers in the first episode of Season 11, and it was like they'd always been part of the couch. Kaday and Chantel gave us plenty of 'omg' moments, Milo and Nic said exactly what we were thinking and the Elias family brought in some hilarious home-truths.

To relive these iconic moments, here are their best one-liners:


While the rest of us gag as a zoomed in shot shows a new groom slowly land an open kiss on his bride's cheek, Chantel gets right in there when she says, "He sucks more than a Dyson vacuum cleaner!" Yep, gross.

Jacob Elias

While a soon-to-be-bride tells her mum she's going to be on a 'social experiment' (MAFS) the mother, shocked, asks if that's some kind of TV show. With the most perfect comeback, 14-year-old Jacob answers, "No, that's not why a massive television camera's in your house." Nothing gets past Jacob.

Milo and Nic

When watching a baking show, naughty Goggleboxer, Nic reveals an old hobby when couch companion, Milo asks him if he's ever baked anything. "I used to get baked in high school," he dryly replies. Good one.

Les Elias

The Goggleboxers watch Foxtel's King of Pain where two adventurous filmmakers purposefully get themselves stung by native wildlife... in the name of science. After being stung by a giant venomous centipede, they rate the agonising sting... but Les skips over the 'tough guy' bit saying, "A nine? Oh, like Dancing with The Stars." Just the same. 

Watch Gogglebox Australia, Wednesdays, 7.30pm on LifeStyle or On Demand

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