The Goggleboxers third wheeled as they joined The Bachelor, Matt Agnew on another questionable date choice.
We've all been on weird dates, but nothing quite tops Matt Agnew's choice on this week's episode of The Bachelor. The Goggleboxers joined the astrophysicist as he took a special lady on a date she will never forget: pearl insemination. And while the two poked and prodded an oyster, the Goggleboxers couldn't help but notice the sensory experience:
The date experiment
The Bachelor rolls in and there's mixed reviews already: "Aw yeah!", says a young Jackson son. But Emmie doesn't share the same impression: "Eugh, God." But we're not letting that stop us. We join the Bachelor girls as another red envelope is delivered, promising a romantic date. "They look as though they just won Powerball," Matt Dalton notes. But Isabelle can give us context when she reveals, "He likes this one. He had a spark with this one at the beginning." In that case, we can't wait to see what Matt has lined up!
It's an absolute pearla
The lucky girl arrives to her date, as Matt looks on with glistening eyes. "He also wants to have sex with her," Isabelle adds. Now, Matt and his date lean in close as they use tools to position the pearl. And this is where it all kicks off. "This is the hole we want to put it in," Matt tells his date. "What the hell?" Symon exclaims. The Bachelor says that essentially, they'll be creating their own pearl baby - but not everyone thinks it's that great. "This is by far the shittest date," Adam comments.
Hole lot of fun
Throughout the scientific experiment, Matt's date questions, "Is it in?" with Matt replying, "I don't think any bloke wants to be asked, 'Is it in'?" But over at the Dalton's, Kate is on the same wavelength. With an up close shot of the oyster being inseminated, she asks her family, "What does that remind you of?" Even Isabelle has caught on: "This is like a porno." And now over to Adam and Symon, who narrate the rest of the procedure: "Oh, it goes in really easy," Adam says. "Oh, that's the spot. Put it there," Symon adds. "Just a bit deeper," Adam finishes.
It's all a bit much, with Tim relaying, "This is why I'm gay. Just reminds me of..." yep, we get it. Back to the Bachie, Matt Agnew reckons he 'did it', and Lee is more intersted about the actual oyster. "I like just a bit of lemon juice on it," she says. But her husband needs clarification: "The oyster?" Oh, Keith.
After successfully carrying out a pearl insemination, Matt and his date take a break on a picnic and the bachelor announces he's got a gift for her. "Pearl earrings and a pearl necklace," she explains. Adam and Symon shoot each other a suggestive look. And while sporting the pearl decoration, Matt finishes it off with a rose. They're edging closer together, but needs some encouragement from Isabelle. "Kiss her!", she says. "So roman-" but she's cutt off by Matt planting a neutral kiss on his date's cheek. "Maybe he's worn his lips out," suggests Di.
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