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Gogglebox best bits: Episode 10, Season 9

Every evening in Australia, more than four million of us choose to spend a night in front of the telly. Have you ever wondered what other people are watching and how they're reacting to the shows you're loving or hating?

Each week we will bring you the best bits of each episode, from thought provoking Goggleboxer insights to the hilarious reactions we all love.

The big reveal

After six weeks, it's time for the couples to catch-up on MAFS. Elizabeth and her expressions declare their arrival, but it's not a warm welcome for Adam. "She says she's back like people care," he says. She continues to get herself ready for the big do, adding chunky diamante accessories to her rings and wrists. Patrick is blinded: "Has she been to cash converters? So much bloody jewellery!" 

The reunion is in full swing, and 'Cyclone Cyrell' is up to her old antics, loudly insulting everybody in the room. One contestant is not having it, and as it's time for a bit of drama, walks over to pour her red wine over Cyrell's head. The Goggleboxers can't believe it, throwing their arms in the air and screaming in shock. "I feel sick," Isabelle says. Kerry is in agreeance: "I feel stained." And Emmie is all of us when she says, "It's time for me to go to sleep."

The musical moment

We're now on a picturesque island for Bachelor in Paradise, with a couple having a night out to watch some local entertainment. One of the singers says that he wrote the following song for his wife, which captures Anastasia's heart. "How romantic," she says. Keith is also feeling the love: "Aw, ain't that nice." He's even inspired to write his own lyrics: "Got you up against the wall..." but Lee cuts him short with a snap: "KEITH!"

The baby boom

The Goggleboxers are watching a woman in labour, listening to her shrieks and screams. Jad provides his profound insights into the many facets of females: "There's all kinds of women. Some women are screamers, some are moaners..." Sarah-Marie finishes it off: "Some are murderers. I feel like in this room, that would be me."

The birth of the baby brings back some memories for some: "I couldn't go through childbirth again," says Anastasia. But over at the Jackson's, Stacey doesn't rule it out: "Aw, that's the cutest! I could do it again," she says as she taps her husband. "Oh Jesus," Grant says nervously. 

The skincare situation

At Matty and Sarah-Marie's, Jad has helped himself to some of Sarah-Marie's moisturiser for his flaking skin. "Can't you see I'm peeling like a snake? I've done some micro-needling thing..." but Matty interrupts his skincare story with some harsh comments: "Aren't you embarrassed as a man to be getting micro-needling?"

With clumps of moisturiser all over his face, Jad turns to his friend and justifies his actions: "What do you want me to do? Beauty is pain, cuz. Your face is an investment." You do you, Jad. 

Gogglebox Australia, streaming now or watch Wednesday’s 7.30pm EDT first on Foxtel.

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