Gogglebox Australia

Gogglebox best bits: Episode 4, Season 9

Every evening in Australia, more than four million of us choose to spend a night in front of the telly. Have you ever wondered what other people are watching and how they're reacting to the shows you're loving or hating?

Each week we will bring you the best bits of each episode, from thought provoking Goggleboxer insights to the hilarious reactions we all love.

High stakes

As the Goggleboxers watch Dancing with the Stars, judge Sharna Burgess is explaining her mission of wanting to educate and inspire people, but the Goggleboxers are a bit distracted. "What colour's that hair?" Adam asks of her flaming red locks. Di's not feeling the power, either. "Red hair and a green top - she looks like a traffic signal." 

Onto the next part of the show and 6"5 cricketing star, Curtly Ambrose is talking to host, Grant Denyer - whose 5"3 frame bends backwards to gain eye contact with the contestant who soars a foot over him. Upon seeing the pair together, Di can't contain herself and explodes with laughter. 

Adam has also noticed."Grant Denyer looks like a primary school child interviewing an adult." The commentary doesn't stop there, with Matty voicing his concerns about the hosts' physical wellbeing. "Grant Denyer's getting a sore neck right now. The guy's going to have to see the chiropractor tomorrow." 

Girls just wanna have fun

It's girls' night out on Married at First Sight and the champagne cork has popped - prompting a high-pitched hyena-toned scream from the girls in celebration. The 'woo girls' are having a great time, but for some of the Goggleboxers, it's one-sided. "This has got to be one of the worst shows I have ever, ever seen." Di remarks.

Over at the Slibery house, Kerry sums up her perspective of the show in one line. "The psychological sewer of Australian television."

Natural woman

While watching a wildlife program on frogs, Anastasia found her spirit animal. The wildlife specialist explains that in the frog community, the definition of " a sexy frog" is a nice, chunky female with big thighs. "I'm a frog! Thank you very much!" Go, girl.

The wildlife specialist continues to say that when the females are properly plump, they're ready for babies straight away. Symon doesn't waste any time to help out and whips out a Spotify playlist to get the amphibian in the mood. "Here we are, I just got the Spotify playlist: Bedroom Jams. There you go, guys. Now the frogs are ready."

Stream new episodes of Gogglebox weekly or watch 7.30pm Wednesdays, first on Foxtel.

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