What would Gogglebox be like without Anastasia's hilarious commentary?
Each week we sit down with Anastasia and count down the seconds before she calls something, or someone, a "malaka.' She's the hilariously blunt and proudly Greek woman who has an opinion on just about everything and isn't afraid to share her thoughts. Here are some of her best quotes:
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Faye and Anastasia are kicking back about to watch some TV when Anastasia shows Faye her European summer tan. Faye mentions she saw her friend's Instagram post sporting her tan in a bikini, and Anastasia is all about it. "Oh yeah, I wear bikinis. I couldn't give a s***. I was the skinniest on the beach!"
The Bachelor is about to air starring Nick Cummins aka The Honey Badger and Anastasia is delighted with a pun she has just coined all on her own.
"The Badgelor!", she exclaims to Faye. "Get it? The Badgelor!" Anastasia says it enough times for Faye to reply, "Yes. Honey Badger, bachelor, badgelor." It seems like Faye has figured it out, but Anastasia just wants to make sure. "Yeah, get it?" Yep, we all got it.
The two friends are watching a property reno show when Faye spots two of the contestants as professional netballers. "Are they?" Anastasia questions. "Oh yeah!" It seems like Anastasia has it down pat, but about ten seconds later she checks in with Faye. "What did she play?" After a long pause, Faye responds. "Netball."
The dating show Take Me Out is on and a young man is introducing himself to the panel of potential suitors. One of the contestants tells the man that her third eye is channelling his third eye, but Anastasia isn't having any of it. "And I'm channelling that you're a malaka, that's what I'm channelling."
Up next on Take Me Out is a strapping young man with long blonde hair who catches the eye of one of the contestants, who refers to him as Thor. "Don't compare him to a friggen Greek god!", Anastasia yells at the TV. But after a brief moment's pause, in a more quieter tone, she asks Faye, "Was Thor a Greek god?"
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