Gogglebox Australia

5 Gogglebox pearls of wisdom: Episode five

Think we just learn about what’s on TV from the Goggleboxers? Think again.

Each week, our favourite TV families drop some beautiful pearls of wisdom along with some hilarious one-liners. We wrap up the best of both.

Lee schools us on what makes a martini dirty

“A dirty martini is either one olive or two the two means it’s a dirty martini and the one means it’s just a martini.”

Matt provides some logic behind Cassie’s skimpy bikini on The Bachelor

“She’s obviously been to Brazil.”



A little more wild than I bargained for ???? @thebachelorau #thebachelorau

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Not everyone was impressed with Paul McCartney starring in Carpool Karaoke...

Holly: “Is he from the Beatles?”

...But, they did have some strong opinions on his appearance

Jad: “He looks like an older version of Bruce Jenner.”

Di hazards a guess at what a spank bank is

“Chicks you want to spank I guess.”

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