Kim Kardashian has kindly offered to help you with your Valentines Day shopping.
The 35-year-old mum of two has given an inside peak into her bedroom behaviour by sharing some sexy gift advice for V-Day.
Among her "behind closed doors" gift guide, is some surprisingly affordable merch.
There's a $10 candy g-string, a $25 bottle of bubble bath (mustn't be the kind you can grab for $2 at Woolies), and some 'love coupons' for $5.
Here are some other gems on the list:
Armand de Brignac Brut Rose
You can pick this baby up for a sweet $10,000.
A Spinning Static Stripper Pole
Get fit while giving Valentines Day gifts? Sure! This one is a mere $129 USD.
Desir Metallique Cuffs
Sure, Kim wants you to get the black ones. But the gold ones are just as snazzy.
It may be made out of silk, but it's also basically just a fat ribbon. It's also $74.
The 50 Shades of Grey Riding Crop
The 50 Shades phenomenon has clearly infiltrated the Kimye boudoir...
Let's F*ck Board Game
According to Amazon, "This is the game for people who love sex!" Alrighty then!
A couples vibrator
The OhMiBod vibrator is controlled via WIFI.It is one of the great technological advances of our time.
You can find the full list on Kim's website.