If the tabloids were to be believed, Jennifer Aniston would have been pregnant for most of the past decade.
For the millionth time, the former Friends star has shut down rumours of a pregnancy.
After In Touch Magazine announced her "baby news" - accompanied by shots of Jen in a swimsuit - the actress' rep made a statement she's definitely made before:
"What you see is her having just enjoyed a delicious big lunch and her feeling safe on private property."
Hear that tabloids? She just ate a big lunch!
The 47-year-old star has previously spoken about the tabloid's fascination with her womb.
"I realize they need to sell magazines, but it's really getting old," she told InStyle back in 2015.
"When I'm pregnant and married, I will let you know. Not a tabloid publication. Not Bulls--t Times or Crapass Bulls--t Times Weekly. They will not be telling you."
"And by the way, stop stealing my thunder! Let me have the fun of telling that story."
In fact, she's been responding to questions about motherhood since she married Brad Pitt way back in 2000.
These only seem to have escalated in the past five years.
So maybe we should all just leave Jen alone until she's ready to announce her news, her way!