Gwyneth Paltrow Drinks a $200 Smoothie for Breakfast Every Day

Gwyneth Paltrow has out Gwyneth-Paltrowed herself after revealing she drinks a $200 smoothie every morning.

While I thought we were well and truly over Gwyn's pretentious clean-eating site, Goop, it has struck again with another la-dee-da recipe for rich and famous mouths. 

'GP's Morning Smoothie' is an almond-flavoured breakfast drink Gwyneth gulps down daily, "whether or not she's detoxing". (Note: 'GP' stands for Gwyneth Paltrow not General Practitioner. I thought that was an important point to highlight.) 

The smoothie contains totally normal, everyday ingredients you can definitely find in Woolies or Coles, such as 'ashwagandha', 'ho shou wu', 'cordyceps', and your "moon dust of choice".

We don't know exactly what 'moon dust' is, but apparently it's legal and comes in many forms. For example, you can get "Action Dust to soothe overworked muscles, Beauty Dust for a glowy complexion and healthy hair, Brain Dust to combat mental fogginess, Goodnight Dust when sleep has been evasive, Sex Dust, for, you know, and Spirit Dust to get that extrasensory perception going."

I don't know about you, but I'd be keeping an eye out for some "Financial Dust" to keep me covered in cash, because one of these babies will set you back $200.

And just when you thought the co-inventor of "consciously uncoupling" couldn't get more out of touch. 



Thank you @drewbarrymore @jal14 @camerondiaz @nicolerichie @rachelzoe for celebrating #goodcleangoop ??the love is deep @goop

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