Exclusive content from Episode 7 of The Only Way is Essex.
Vajazlling? Oh that's so…erm…early October. Get with the program guys the latest Essex beauty treatment is Bum Masks. It's like a facial for your backside.
Normally when you talk facials, we mean massaging some exfoliates into the cheeks to leave your skin feeling silky and smooth, well this is no different except here we're not talking your face cheeks.
Here is Amy's step by step guide to get your skin looking Bootyful:
• Take a bowl and spatula and create a paste using cocoa beans, eggs and olive oil - don't worry it looks worse than it is! Sounds a bit disgusting to us Amy.
• Apply liberally across the bum - don't be scared! It will get rid of the lumps and bumps on your buns. Ahem and how do you know about our lumps and bumps?
• Once the facial paste has dried, peel and apply a cleansing moisturising solution with a gentle and invigorating massage - this is needed, honest. Yeah Yeah Amy we're just wondering has Kirk ever had one?
• After this I'd recommend a spray tan to make sure you're looking lush allover. Is that because you do spray tans too?
Follow these steps and we're sure you'll be looking fab from top to bottom…