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Important basics

:: Either show off your boobs or your bum, never both in one outfit

:: Only wear shiny fabrics and bright colours on areas that you are sure can stand up to being in the limelight

:: Don't wear clinging clothes, but clothes that skim the body and show off shape. No matter what size you are, there is always shape there.Your wrist or your neckā€¦ whatever ever it is, show it off.

:: Wear trousers that are on the larger side rather than too tight; trousers that appear to strain at the seams will make you look fat.

:: Don't wear lots of eye make-up and lots of lipstick.You want to show off one and let the other fade into the background.The same applies to breasts and legs. Show off one or the other, not both.

:: No woman over the age of 35 should wear skirts above the knee.

:: Never wear leather trousers unless you are a biker.They have connotations and, however cold it is, you still sweat in the crotch.You'll look like a gunslinger with a wet pubic area. And they hardly ever flatter anyone's bum.

 
 

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Posted by Thor • 4y ago • Report
if u shouldnt wear short skirts what about short shorts for 35 year old